Friday, October 28, 2011

Sardar ji and friend

Jokes on sardar
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Lady and sardar debate on car

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Jokes on sardar: Teacher and sardar ji jokes

Jokes on sardar
Pupil: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
Teacher: “Of course not.”
Pupil: “Good, because I haven’t done my homework.”

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Intellegent Sardar ji

A Sardar ji and his wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the
road, they`re too tired to continue, and they decide
to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and
take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four
hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for 350. The Sardarji explodes and
demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it`s a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren`t worth $350. When the clerk tells
him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on
speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens
to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
that were available for the husband and wife to use.

But we didn`t use them", the Sardarji complains.

Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"

the Manager says.

But we didn`t go to any of those shows,"
sardarji complains again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager
replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions,
the sardarji replies "But we didn`t use it".

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji
finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check
and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for
$100." "That`s right," says the sardarji,

"I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn`t!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here,
and you could have."

Friday, September 23, 2011

sardar ji jokes in hindi

 sardar ji jokes in hindi
Admi:Santa aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?

 Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

 Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
 ... Santa: oye khote "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

Sardar ji jokes in english lost his donkey

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn`t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.

Sardar ji on shopping

A sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, `What is that shiny object?`

The clerk replies, `That is a thermos flask.`
The sardar then asks, `What does it do?`

The clerk responds, `It keeps hot things hot and it
keeps cold things cold.`

The sardar says, `I`ll take it!`

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,
`What is that shiny object with you?`

He said, `It`s a thermos flask.`

The boss then says, `What does it do?`

He replies,
`It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.`

The boss said, `Wow, what do you have in it?`
 The sardar replies, `Two cups of coffee and a coke.`